Tavelling Circus Rips Off Thousands, Poll Shows

The Circus in Question

There is a new scandal hitting the Illyrian countryside. The travelling Circus, El Clown de Funnio, has secretly been robbing people during their shows. "I was having a great time, just watching a load of clowns and jesters making idiots of themselves, then next thing I knew, half a months' pay was missing from my pocket!!!" commented one of the victims.

Most people found that they had been robbed during the show, but a few were gotten after the night show. One man says; "I had just come out of the tent when one of the jesters from the show shoved me to the ground and stole my money pouch. By then, I was so infuriated that I struck him back, only for him to scream for help and make me look the criminal."

Anyone with information on this Circus please contact Illyrian Police Civil Crime Investigation Unit.

Important Death

All citizens and visitors in the town of Illyria are being ordered by the Duke Orsino himself to not act so cheery when around Lady Olivia as a result of the recent death of her brother.


There have already been five warnings againgt two men not obeying the new order. It is advised not to laugh or joke around about the new order as the Duke has put out a serious notice.


"I think that it is an absolute tragedy," commented the Duke at a press conference earlier today;"that a man that young has been taken from the world." He later decreed that the new two - week order be in place by Wednesday next week.


Anyone in the area of Illyria in the next two weeks is strongly advised against laughing and joking around in public.


Orsino at the Conference.